1. People who leave time on the microwave
2. People who, instead of making a simple jam sandwich, chow down on five packets of chips, a two litre bottle of juice and seven muesli bars and THEN whinge about getting fat
3. People who leave dirty plates, cups, mugs, cutlery, etc lying around for days
4. People who refuse to cook because they are ‘scared of learning’
5. People who don’t wash up when they have been the only person home all weekend
6. People who can’t take ‘You shouldn’t play your stereo in the bathroom because it might break it’ as a hint that their music is shit and I don’t want to hear it
7. People who can’t keep their mess contained to just their room. It’s like a bloody virus that has even spread to the kitchen!
8. People who leave their washing on the line for a week (or more) and then ask me to go and get it off because they don’t want the old ladies judging them
9. People who, when it is their turn to do the washing up, leave it until the next night when it’s someone else’s turn. BIG NO-NO!!
10. People who insist on watching ridiculous shows about a man in a dog suit shagging a woman in a dog suit
11. People who also watch creepy clown shows
12. People who just assume that their friends can sleep on the lounge room floor
13. People who plead ignorance when it comes to noise complaints
14. People whose friends, such as the afore-mentioned lounge lodgers, insist on watching their TV shows when they stay in MY HOUSE! GET OUT!!
15. People who say they’ll be home for dinner and then forget that they said so
Please check back regularly... this list is likely to keep growing...
BUT IT'S NOT JUST ME!!
Here is a list of websites by people who hate their flatmates as well!!
myflatmateisatwat.blogspot.com
weirdflatmates.com
ihatemyflatmate.blogspot.com
community.livejournal.com/housematehorror
sabotagetimes.com/life/housemate-horrors
Some of the stories on these websites make me feel really good about my current predicament!
